January 2010
175 posts
I wanted to sever my last tie with subway quickly and painlessly but I just can’t get lucky can i?
You continue to cry, and i just don’t know why.
Laying in bed and watching Hey Arnold. Love it.
Negative Nancy
Why do I suck?
I hate to bitch about this because I know I do it a lot, but come on, could something go right? Just once?
A week ago marked my being single for a solid year.
I know that’s not really a big deal but it honestly depresses me. Well, it doesn’t depress me, it just makes me sad I guess.
So i’ll go through these moments where I absolutely hate that i’m single...
someone shut that fuckin baby up before i shake it
There’s nothing surgery can do when I break your little heart in two.
I hope the owners of the next place I am employed have their shit together.
Fuck, earthworms are gross.
Is that why you were following me? To compliment me on my suit and ask me stupid questions?
I need to read this article and summarize it but i’d rather watch tv.
I hate that whenever I eat something then leave the room, it smells like the food I ate rotted in a dumpster for a year when I come back.
Coldest walk of my life.
“I think of ribosomes as an italian grandmother.” wtf.
Apparently KSU relocated to the arctic and decided not to tell anyone.
All I said was well.
This is a piece of an email sent from my College Writing professor:
“Also, just a reminder that you will have to submit the signed declaration sheets from your Guide to College Writing on Monday instead of Friday now since so many of you were unable to get the book in time due to no fault of your own.”
Is that sarcasm or…?
If it is I swear i’ll beat the shit out of you...
My old pos blackberry > droid eris
Just saw the most hilarious commercial and lost it.
“All I said was well. All I said was well! All I said was well.”
Slaying a philly chicken sandwich. Yeah.
People I went to high school with get the douchiest tattoos.
Watching masterminds. People are so awesome.
Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep.
He’s classy, like a James Dean ice cream, but with punk rock badass sprinkles on top.
I’m going to have an apartment with a badass window that I am more excited about than I should be.
I want to go to Disney World.
Looking at apartments!
“Your mom called me from Medina because she couldn’t get the gas cap off the van. Do you believe that shit? Only in my world.” LOL <3333
7 ideas. Suckkkkkkkkk.
It is annoying when people are all up on your shit when you’re on the phone. UH HEY, SEE THIS? IT’S MY PHONE, I’M ON IT, GO AWAY.
Are you having trouble finding sleep at night or does your lack of conscience tell you everythings alright?
This one is definitely better. (612): maybe i’ll see you again later :) (774): I’d rather shit a knife.
(217): Why is there a cactus in the microwave? (1-217): Don’t worry about it.
“its a touchy subject for people.” “not for me.” “Well of course not, you’re a jackass.”
I piss excellence.
http://guyswithiphones.com →
If a boy ever sends me a picture of himself from an iphone i’m totally submitting it here.
Oh by the way, don’t go browse that website with your family around, a large amount of penises on your computer might frighten your three year old sister.
I love this movie but it’s so unrealistic. Never in a million years could ONE person kill an entire army, doesn’t matter how good you are.
Eating as many enchiladas as possible and watching Kill Bill.
I have not had enough sleep in the past week.
Just got an email saying someone has been jacking 1998-2000 honda civics. Guess who has one of those? If someone steals my car THEYRE DEAD.
Home for the night to get an oil change, then back to kent tomorrow to apply for JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS
Time to make this essay my bitch.
“Summer of 69” is playing from somewhere in/near Wright because I can hear it. I am pleased.
Tewdae.
High (and low) points of my day:
1) Waking up at 7:55am to go to human evolution.
2) Sitting in the back of the classroom and attempting to take notes while the professor scribbles on the whiteboard with a marker that’s a shade darker than white. Lovely.
3) The discovery of the television show “Burn Notice” and a new crush on Michael Weston (Jeffrey Donovan).
4) Some...
Watching Burn Notice. Hey guess who I love. Michael Weston you say? Oh you’re right!
There’s a guy dancing and singing on his way to class. Sir I applaud you for bring so chipper at 830am.