December 2009
27 posts
Absolutely hilarious and totally necessary. →
incase you forgot.
There’s nothing like falling down in the street and scraping the shit out of your knees, elbows, and hands to remind you how bulletproof you’re not.
“My secret is fatally gorgeous, i’d die for you. But when your precious...”
– The Spill Canvas
I don't know man.
I really hate guys sometimes, you say you want to be my friend but you never talk to me. You say you might be up for dating me again but not anytime soon.
I’ve got news for you dude, you don’t get another shot at a relationship or a friendship.
This year has really sucked for me and you have a been a big part of that but luckily for me, this year is almost over.
That means I get a...
I'm just full of surveys and boredom tonight.
What started 2009 for you? December 31, 2008 ending and January 1, 2009 beginning
Were you taken on Valentine’s Day? I was taken nowhere. I drove myself to Kent and Lindsy and I watched the Jonas Brothers on SNL and watched “he’s just no that into you” i think. I hate that holiday.
You were in the hospital? no.
You had problems with the police? I don’t believe so.
Where...
If I were a...
If I were a month, I’d be June.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10:30AM.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a giant squid.
If I were a direction, I’d be north.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a leather sofa.
If I were a historical figure, I’d be Einstein.
If I were a liquid, I’d be mountain dew code red.
If...
How the fuck? It always gets mine. →
Edit; just kidding. Greg Brady helped to defeat it.
Happy Holidays!
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It's Christmas Eve and i've only wrapped two...
I really have only wrapped two presents. One of them was a zebra print snuggie (FUCK YESSS) for myself and “Beer League” for my uncle. The thing I love about holidays is that my dad’s side of the family all gets together. Usually families get annoying but I love hanging out with mine because they are fucking awesome. We are all sarcastic and spend the day making snide comments...
“I’m not afraid of dying alone, i’m afraid of dying without you. I...”
This is my favorite song of the moment. I’ve...
Are you out there?
So I tend to do a lot of bitching about being single and how I can’t get a boyfriend. I guess all the bitching I do is a little unnecessary because it’s not like i’ve never had one, I just want one that is tailored to meet my needs. Here they are:
1. He needs to not be a douchebag. I understand that everyone has their moments but I don’t want to be treated like shit 24/7.
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“When you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something...”
fit in your jeans by friday.
Instead of purchasing a 45$ winter coat that is exactly like the one already own (except it is a different color) I decided to spend 15$ on this workout video instead. I just did the workout, my body is shaking. Congratulations Kim Kardashian, you have kicked my abs into gear and hopefully I will be able to fit into my jeans by friday.
I was turned on to this song by Lindsy and I...
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Ipod on shuffle, you know.
How am I feeling today? View From Heaven - Yellowcard
How do my friends see me? Call N Return (Say That You’re Into Me) - Hellogoodbye
What is my best friend’s theme song? Always and Never - Silverstein
What is the story of my life? down Right Side of the Bed - Atreyu
What is the best thing about me? Take This To Heart - Mayday Parade
What is today going to be like? Chug and Leave -...
So excited I found this.
I love just creeping the internet when I should be studying for the two big finals I have in the next two days. Fuck that, I found this and it’s going to be much more fun. There’s also going to be A LOT of bold. hahahha.
The rules: 1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sex it up with. 2. Italicize the names of guys you might fuck after a little persuasion. 3. Leave the guys...
Couldn't have me, I didn't want you, you set...
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Hello GAAP, we’re going to get to know each other quite well in the next couple years. Hello not jail time because i’ll be following the rules, no Arthur Andersen LLP...
